this is what actually happened, I had this friend named Reno (lime), he and i are close, even though our distance is far. I live in california, he lives in new mexico. Our time difference is him being one hour ahead. so there was this one time Ren called me during new years, we talked for a while since it was the first time out of 5 months without talking. Then i told him to call me when ever he can, then the next day the phone rang and i guess my mom thought it was fax, so she didn't answer. My phone doesn't have caller ID anymore i don't know why, but yea so i couldn't call Ren without a phone card. so i asked my friend nat ( Strawberry ) if she could call him for me, and it took me like about an hour to make her agree. then i bribed her with candy =P! when she called Reno, she was like "IT BETTER BE A BAG!" and she was all excited, but when the phone answered she was like "REN DID YOU CALL LIBERTY!?!?" but it was the answering machine, and nat when all pissed of. hahahaha!!!! here is the strawberry and lemon version:

------------------------------Episode 1 - the call ---------------------------------------------------

[strawberry's room]

Strawberry - *goes to her bookshelf filled with manga's and reads*
Lemon - *enters in a sneaky way, and peaks over what strawberry reads*
Strawberry - what is it?...*reading her manga, having a feeling that there was somthing up*
Lemon - *jumps back and scratches her head* nothing i was just looking to see what you were doing...
Strawberry - *looks at lemon with a suspicious look on her face*....do you need somthing?
Lemon - *looks around*....noooooo.......
Strawberry - ok...get out....
Lemon - ok........*slowly walks out*
Strawberry - *continues to read*

[1 second later]

Lemon - strawberry
Strawberry - what now?
Lemon - wanna do somthing for me???
Strawberry - depends......*continues to read*
Lemon - want to call li-
Strawberry - no...
Lemon - please?
Strawberry - no
Lemon - aww comon!! *scoots closer to strawberry and begs*
Strawberry - why should i do it!?
Lemon - i just need you to ask him somthing!!!
Strawberry - no
Lemon - please!?!?!?!
strawberry - NO! I AM NOT WASTING MY TIME TO CALL THAT STUPID IDIOT ON THE PHONE!
Lemon - PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!?!?! PPPPPPPLLEEAAASSEEE *cries*
Strawberry - *stares at lemon, as she stops and looks with tears in her eyes* no
Lemon - i'll give you candy
Strawberry - LEMON I SAID FOR THE 5TH TIME N- what?
Lemon - i'll give you candy
Strawberry - i want 5 bags filled with chocolate and strawberries....
Lemon - 1 pound per min!
Strawberry - cani get chocolate, strawberries and sour ribbons?
Lemon - fine
Strawberry - m&ms......skittles and starburst???
Lemon - deal
Strawberry - OK!!!! *suddenly drops book and grabs phone* number?
Lemon - *suddenly pops in a paper with his number*
Strawberry - YAY! *dials* you better keep your deal
Lemon - *is already out of daze*...llliimmmeee~~~~ lllllllllllliiiimmmeeee~ <3
Strawberry - *phone rings* candy candy candy candy candy!! @___@
Lemon - weeee~~~ LIIMMEEE!!!~~

*click*

Strawberry - HELLO LIME!??! YOU THERE?!?!?! LEMON NEEDS TO-
answering machine - We're sorry, we're not at the phone right now, please leave a message after the tone *BEEP*

Strawberry - ...................................
Lemon - *stares in confusion* so did he answer?
Strawberry - ...................................
Lemon - strawberry?....*slowly pokes her gently*
Strawberry - WHO THE F*** DOES HE THINK HE IS?!?!?! THAT MOTHER F***ER! ARHG I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MY CANDY!!! CANDYY!!! *runs around all pissed destroying everything* THAT FREAKIN IDIOT!!! WHATS THE POINT ON HAVING THE PHONE IF HE DOESN'T EVEN ARGH ARHG ALSDHFASNNKLG!!!!!!!!
Lemon - STRAWBERRY CALM DOWWWWNNNN GAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! *getting tossed around*
Strawberry - *suddenly stops and sit taking her book, while mumbling to herself*.....candy.....*cries*
Lemon - *is found on the floor knocked out* gahhh strawberry........

-End

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